Dude is so narcissistic that he actually sings, “Stand beside me” instead of “stand beside her”.

This is like a recovering coke addict talking to a heroin addict. Yeah, we both had a problem, but you were down a much worse path in life.

“Are you saying Boo, or Gui?”

Lemme check my notes: so you have to stand for the anthem out of respect, but it’s cool to mock Vietnam vets for being POWs.

Haters gonna hate.

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

I like the Wilt shout out at the very end.

Your guys just lost 4-1 to a team missing it’s two best players.

You don’t understand the depth and brilliance of their approach. They’re sacrificing the short-term gains of winning any games in this series, so they can win the next series.

I wrote a few days ago on here that I thought Horford was overpaid. That was a bad take and I apologize.

SHS’s eye just rolled that last 23 degrees into oblivion trying to figure out what the fuck to say at the podium tomorrow.

John is a psycho.

Assorted thoughts on this series opener:

He said it would be great for the league to find a compelling spokesman — preferably a player — to promote all of the good things they were doing together.

Fucking snowflakes man.

“Cora, the guy he had yelled at, was being ‘pretty unprofessional.’ “

If you slide spikes up, you can’t fucking be mad at the other team for standing up for themselves. This is that .0001% of the time where I side with these bullshit “unwritten rules.”

I can only imagine the vitriol one would garner.. If we swapped out “white guys” with some other ethnicity.. Hypocrisy abounds.