My wife is a graduate and her entire extended family is UK crazy. When the Blue Mist gets pissed, people on the “outside” had no idea what rabid really was. Now the uninitiated do.

“We don’t condone it”, but we’ll spend a couple of days promoting it on our show and posting pictures and giving out information that enables such acts, while laughing at the outcome. I hope Mr. Higgins is successful in this lawsuit.

A plague upon any fanbase which refers to itself as “_____ Nation”

I wonder how many of these irate morons actually went to Kentucky. 4? 7?

The irony being that in 95% of Kentucky, weather-proofing your roof means laying a tarp over your rusted out trailer.

“Big Blue Nation.” Ye Gods. Hearing that makes me want to kick each and every one of them square in the taint.

After the camera stopped rolling, Bevin turned to his boss and asked, “How was that? Was it just as you wanted?”

Ed O getting fired from Ole Miss for being a drunk is impressive. Alcoholism in Oxford, MS is the default condition; you have to be really, impressively drunken to get fired for it there.

Home automation and voice assistant.

Like 5 people probably had their orders cancelled. It’s pretty much a nightmare.

LSU alumni everywhere are just praying this is all a bad dream

Totally agree. They eliminated the Chemistry department to pay off Les Miles. No big deal, it’s the most overrated of the hard sciences if you ask me. They can get rid of the English department for Eddie O. Books are a waste of time anyways.

His brother was ecstatic when he had the fine print explained to him:

Nothing to contribute beyond pointing out that the photo fantastically matches the story’s subject matter.

LSU will be fine. That’s nowhere near what they paid Shaq.

It seems that Gizmodo requires every article title to have at least one sh*t, f*ck, or b*tch in it.

Do you really have to use that kind of language in the title?

Thanks! More cussing in the title.

Dutch gymnasts should call getting knocked out by a high bar “a few hours at the coffee shop.”

Right? Like, don’t worry about me anyone, I’ll just be over here on the mat mostly unconscious....