I had such grand images in my mind of a checkered flag being waved as a car sparked across the line on it’s roof. But alas, now I’m just disappointed.

Misleading title is misleading.

If you have stock options, and you think you’re company is going public, you might feel differently. Thinking to yourself that this may be worth 10's or 100's of millions at the end is a heckuva a motivator.