Holy cow. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

Sounds good. I know the difference, I just don’t care. Just like with many other issues people get all huffy about these days, I will continue to not give a shit until it directly affects me. Yes, that is selfish. I am selfish. Too busy working and playing to walk around expressing so many random opinions.

If I were making the kind of money professional athletes make, you’re damn right I would be ok with it. That said, the only thing you stated that might be actionable is the Xenu part. Because people with religious beliefs are a “protected class.” (See below) A private employer, such as an NFL francise, can require its…

Brendan. Notre Dom and Haaavard. Shocking.

Goodest Of All Time Syndergaard Eats.

Stop, kneel, and roll.

It’s the NATIONAL Football League’s fault. Since games are now being played in London on a regular basis, it should change its name to the International Football League and change the logo colors from red, white and blue and get rid of the stars. (An employer asking you to do things unrelated to your job and…

Why does it bother YOU so much? Personally, it’s one of my favorite parts of a game. And I enjoy it every time I hear it. Makes me feel proud to be an American. And appreciative of veterans who fought for us so we can do nice things like going to professional sporting events. Lots of people can’t. It means more when…

Good. If the employees choose not to follow corporate policy then they get reprimanded or let go, just like everywhere else. Except here they lose thousands of dollars or full enormous paychecks. Hope it was worth it. By the way, it was never worth it. There was never a possible endgame.

Lord have mercy.

Reserving opinion until I see them for more than 0.8 seconds.

“Rushed mounted” sounds like my only sexual position.

Did I say there are not other nice places to live? Absolutley not. Some are even nicer. But there are many more places that are not. I’m just grateful I was born here. And still like it. Warts and all.

Freedom has never been absolute. There are laws. There are things we have to do to provide safety. We have to pay taxes. You cannot yell fire in a crowded theater. If we were totally free, idiots would take advantage.

Exactly. All Kaepernick’s fault.

Do you really? In your mind I guess you do.

Probably lift my balls too. And squeeze out a little piss on em. (Uncontrollably)

Pull my pants down to get on a plane? Sure. And stick my dick right in the guy/girl’s face.

What in the ever living fuck are you talking about?

Zuck Mark Fuckerberg.