It legitimately frightens me to imagine being as pathetic as these goons in the comments who frame griefing in an online game as a moral failing

Um those AREN’T “space horses” they are a species called Orbaks native to the desert planet of Pasaana and we have no idea of their biology. Also the fleet appears to be at a low altitude jump point since they are relying on transponder towers to guide them out of the gravity wells surrounding Exogul.

If it wasn't reported stolen until after it was announced for auction, I'm #TeamSara.

It’s a little known fact that Dan Quinn had a 28-3 lead in the 3rd quarter against the New England Patriots in Super Bowl LI and still lost the game.

I know the Timberwolves are hot garbage, but the way the sports media have described that game against the Nets, you’d think it was a blowout in the Nets’ favor.

lol, someone wants that bag.

This is no worse than Josh Allen seeing spooks.

He told his equipment manager to deflate thee balls and he smashed his phone when asked for texts, haha. He didn’t know anything about it my dick.

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

It’s that damned JW Player the Deadspin’s evil overlords changed the site to. That player’s autoplay is the reason I have a script blocker turning it off. 

13-year-olds are obnoxious enough. Imagine one that’s rich enough to get to go to every single home NFL game for years.

Seems like an easy win for the Dolphins here, just cut the guy and you’ve established your professionalism requirement while also making it even easier to lose the rest of your games.

“I go, ‘Dude, what’s wrong with you? What kind of role model are you for the kid?’”

Are you f***ing kidding me?

Yes that was the excuse but he is not a Raven for the same reason as the other 31 teams. It's not like they ever had him in for a visit or anything.

Special mention for McDonough’s “But that means play action should be illegal” take.

Defensive Holding!

I said it on the first one and I’ll say it again - this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen and yet here I am cracking up at every delicate poke from Dom’s pencil/wand.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.