UCF are in the record books as national champs buddy 

Finally the good shit 

It’s the only good improv comedy podcast

WKU has the double whammy of a cool mascot and the status as the hardest team to build up in whatever NCAA game I used to play.

Because they’re not the play by play commentator, instead they’re the co-commentator there to provide “color” or insight and sometimes levity.

Wasn’t that the problem in the first place?

Yeah there’s a real parallel between talking about a bad boob job and talking about race

It’s wild reading all these white people mad that a black guy wouldn’t cooperate with the cops.

Next up: Baltimore Ravens.

she’d rather be a “hypocrite,” and walk back her mid-Nanette musings about quitting comedy, rather than be an “idiot”

Nah it was called Life Sentence, same premise of having a better life after being misdiagnosed as terminal but the difference was the show starting when the protagonist finds out they’re not actually dying.

I’m usually the exact opposite of a moralist but there’s something very gross about promoting your show which uses being fat as butt of a dark comedic premise as something truth telling and powerful about the issue.

They even picked up (and then cancelled) that terrible show about being misdiagnosed with terminal illness just recently!

Not really a case of paying more since Real wanted £100m to sell him this year. 

I’m rooting for Khabib fucking up his weight cut again because in that scenario both scummy fighters and the awful company all suffer for it. 

he was due!

The orioles beats are posting rumours that Jones wants to stay in Baltimore next season whilst Duquette wants him gone, so it’s possible he legitimately just wants to stay in Baltimore. 

Pretty pathetic tbh, the Orioles managed to give up 30 without ever having a position player pitch.

I’m sure this long ass self-serving post is going to stop future baseball players from saying fag on twitter when they’re 13