IMO Erik usually looks sharp AF, but he is usually the exception

Crikey!

Mac is in no way Chillwave. Not enough NeoGeo on percussion

The only 'emo' records I own/could actually listen to any more are Cursive's Domestica and SDRE's How It Feels to be Something On. Which, along with my predilection for Wolf Parade/Sunset Rubdown and early King Crimson, probably just means I like sad prog. SAD PROG

I'm not gonna lie, CFAmick: this smells like straight gasoline

Real talk: does weed actually help with boners? I'm willing to admit to all you strangers that I've actually been too high to fuck before. The body is willing, but the mind is loopy and distracted.

Dunno if I should even listen to this as FJM's on-the-nose piano ballads are my least favorite songwriting mode of his.

YOU'LL GET 9D AND LIKE IT!

When something jumped up and bit me right in the butt-ocks

PITT THE ELDER!

"You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, Utah? Young, dumb and full of come. What I don't know is how you got assigned here. Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?"

Epic is not strictly time-based, though. Bohemian Rhapsody is epic by sheer dynamism, range, and balls. Queen in their prime could make the McDonald's "I'm lovin' it" jingle epic.

I'm really digging some of these. "Empty Portal" is kinda like Television and Death Cab had a sad baby

Minas Tirith I love you but you're bringin' me down

You're all talk, Hamill! You never even finished Jedi school!

Damn, this is astute. Gonna steal this to sound smarterer on dates

I'm not really knocking either of these, though I live just down Sunset from the Jerry store and neglected to actually go. If people get a kick out of it, great! But I hesitate to call it meaningful art when the primary theme seems to be "'member when?"

Fidon't know, it's honestly a bit mutt

First the Jerry Maguire video store in Silver Lake, now this?

Good thing you're not more cynical