THE CIVIL WAR WAS ABOUT STATES’ RIGHTS BRO

South Carolinians can redeem their stare’s good name (lol) by curbstomping these assholes and posting it. The ball’s in your court, really.

This article says nothing about his once-crippling alcoholism, speaking in tongues, snake handling, and redemption though playing bass in the mega church band, so no.

I always assumed Steve Bannon‘s origin story involved a bottle of Dewars and a tube of hemorrhoid cream exposed to Gamma radiation.

I’m sorry you are stuck serving under this useless, ignorant shitgibbon. I hope you stay safe.

Struck a nerve? Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Jack.

We get it, you’re a Trump supporter mad that they are coming for your “commander in chief”. Calm down.

Are you literally more mad at Jalopnik than the president who got that veteran killed?

Yes, but this entire raid was donald trump trying to get some successful raid on his resume, we have no proof of what was accomplished and if the information was useful or not.

Fuck Trump. Can’t wait until my contract is up in 14 months, so I can run for the fucking hills....That is if I don’t die on some damned foolish Crusade during this Kuwait deployment I leave for tomorrow.😂

Hats off to Italy’s coach, Bill Beliciccio.

I thought you meant you farted next to Denzel Washington. Would have been funnier.

makes u think

“…because we are the only profession that celebrates what it means to live a life.”

I’m sorry, but the speech was pretty hokey. If Emma Stone made that same speech we’d call her just another self-involved, pretentious actor.

She’s amazing. MOST of her speech was amazing, but...

Could you include a picture of a disc brake asshole? It’s just for us, ya know, 98% of readers who don’t follow this shit?

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Hot Take: It was better than Argo.

Pissed off a lot of people this past week saying some of these things. Fuck that mummy with bad hair. Another rich guy who thought the poors should subsidize his investments.