Michael Bennett has a well-earned reputation. If there was one guy in the entire NFL you’d most expect to jump into the middle of the Israeli-Palestinian battle, it would have to be the league leader in playing off sides.

Breaking news: Woman who was jacked in the face by enormous, physically powerful athlete was “Not actually asking for it,” but was, in fact, being harassed even before punches were thrown.

This article just moved Mixon way up the Ravens draft board.

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

in one email he wrote, “Unless it’s a knighthood fuck off”

February 7, 2017. The day public education died.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

If you voted for Donald Trump, Fuck You.

hillary just as bad! right?! FUCKING E-MAILS RIGHT?!

I’m sure that protest vote is feeling really good right now

General strike. Shut EVERYTHING down. We cannot let this go any further. Everyone in the streets. See you there!

Hot taek warning.

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

The fucking Expos can’t come back soon enough. All this “Canada’s team” bullshit is nauseating.

Rumor is the Russians have some film footage of Harden playing defense, but they’re keeping it under wraps...

Come on now - we’ve seen Harden hit plenty of shots before. Where are the real highlights? How about showing some of that “actively playing good defense”? I’ll only believe it if I see it.

Yeah, that’s terrible, unlike Dad running to the national press to try and sabotage his son’s success at work. He seems like a really supportive sweetheart and not at all a manipulative sociopath.

Giannis is an interdimensional being, stuck here somehow and cursed with eternal existence on these lower levels of existence. The only way to break through to his home plane is a series of thunderous, concussive dunks timed to cosmic vibrations only he can perceive, culminating in a earth-shaking, world-quaking,…

What are yuan about?

So we on the left are the patriots now and they’re the commie-loving traitors, right? Russia has taken over without firing a single shot and we are now a banana republic, being ruled by a puppet government. I can not comprehend what’s happening, I just can’t.