Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

Let’s face it, 240 years was a pretty good, if not unprecedented, run for any republic. Now you’re all set for a despotic banana republic. Good luck with it.

Always so fucking negative. What about all the economic benefits the games created? Not a single mention, not one.

Dabo: Listen up men! I’m gonna jam these timeouts up my ass and let’s go get us a field goal!

Considering he was only playing 11 minutes a game, 5pts 3.4rebs isn’t all that awful.

Way to cherry pick that quote, assholes.
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Eli, sadly, was not invited

(The) Ohio State could use an offensive coordinator.

There couldn’t have been a more appropriate finale to the year. Fuck this shit.

She is such a badass diva she cant even be bothered to sing her own stuff. Boss level 10

Yeah, fuck Peggy Noonan, sure.

Those poors have only themselves to blame for their lack of effort and character. Maybe they should read a book!

I see he edited out the last part where Jason Varitek shows up and punches her in the face.

Oh good the old bait and switch.

I heard they took their talents to South Beach.

Hey hey, whoa now. Calling neo-nazis “Fecal-Americans” is a disservice to fecal matter. Manure is actually beneficial to the world.

Fuck CNN

I saw him play for the Newark Bears at age 47 or so. Drew some walks, stole a base or two, scored some runs. Looked so happy just to be out there playing.

my first MLB game was DBacks-Mets in 99 at Shea. A guy was heckling Rickey the whole game. Just the usual “Hey Rickey! You’re a bum Rickey!” etc. In the 9th inning from the then-empty upper deck, the dude shouted, “DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW ME RICKEY, GIMME BACK MY CAR KEYS!”