Not to mention, it’s a line that is patently bullshit. When a boss says to their PA, “I’d like you to go and get me a cup of coffee,” they are not simply expressing a fond desire of theirs that they hope to see fulfilled as a personal favor if it’s convenient, they are politely giving an order. The very fact that…

His entire line of questioning was literally another version of, “But her emails!”

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Rookie. You do a full on squat with shoes on the toilet seat so that your shoes aren’t even visible below the stall. This pose also allows you to fully evacuate your bowels in one go. You’re welcome! 

It’s actually a big office. I call them her shittin’ shoes.

That is a man who has literally never heard of the word excuse me. He has no idea how to politely ask people to move (they would have if he asked) but his raging ego demands centre stage, so his only recourse is physicality.

A longer clip would also show [that person] utterly ignoring the hand extended for a shake by the woman to his left - the president of Lithuania, perhaps?

That is a great line John McCain!

Look at Charlotte. Look at her!

That’s a good line, but McCain’s still a fuck.

So, um, James—was it worth it? I mean I’m glad you can take the president down and all but you are the bandage to the cut you inflicted. And then it’s going to get infected with Pence. Or Ryan. Or Orrin Fucking Hatch.

I’m curious what you think he could tell us that would make this worse for Trump. We know his daughter was meeting with Putin’s girlfriend in August. We know his sons has bragged about getting hundreds of millions of dollars from Russian sources. We know Trump’s (second)campaign manager was working for Russia, and we…

Dear America,

Long odds on the Toby bet, but the religion one is easy money.

Side note I wish my kid would eat chicken nuggets... We’ve tricked her into liking edamame, that’s about it for protein...

Apparently, they’re on it:

I have $2 on Toby Keith insulting the audience tonight, and blood spilling as a result. Five American clams says the current occupant of the White House manages to insult all three Abrahamic religions before the week is out.

I’m sure they would say the same thing if Hillary Clinton was President

Kinda sums everything up, doesn’t it?