Did you hear about those FoxNews fuckfaces yesterday? They ran a story about how Trump was hunkered down in the White House working on tax reform or some such lie, while people were posting pics of Trump golfing at his Virginia country club AT THE EXACT SAME FUCKING TIME.

No kidding, their spirits radiate invisible thought-bubbles that say “Fuck y’all, we’re GOOD!”

Taking in some inspiration...

The thing I find funniest about 45's whole “Obama is whipping up opposition” thing is that it is so clearly crazy. Obama is laying on a beach, drinking fancy drinks, soaking up the sun. He isn’t running around America trying to incite resistance.

Yay! Big boy toys! Whee! VROOOOM! HOOOONK!

YUP.

If any smile ever said. “You know what? Fuck all yall” his does.

If I am Barack, I would sit on writing the book as long as possible to ensure that I’d be able to cram in every “this fucking guy” as the situation calls for it.

Every picture of President Obama serves to remind us what a shit pile of a human trump is. And his cousin-fucking, dirt leg supporters.

I’ve never missed a president like this... full on withdrawal symptoms.

fuckin do it, dude. you deserve every last minute of it.

I was hesitant to call 45's voters stupid because I had thought that it’s rude and not necessarily true.

Is there a reason they only interviewed people in their 70s and 80s?

It’s even worse than that. Not only do the “poorest and most vulnerable” not have any worth in this system, but for quite a few years now the GOP is pretty clear that they don’t even give a fuck about the actual middle class, either. At this point, they are only working for the wealthy.

If Trump took the MegaBus on his weekends in Florida that would save lots as well.

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

16. Day shift manager at Hot Topic, Quakerbridge Mall

Bannon was there. He thought it meant Nachos All Toppings Offered