So...is this a sign the North Korea War of 2017 is about to begin?

The first error looked like it was more due to the third basemen not being in a good position to catch the throw. It seemed like it was pretty close to the bag on one hop.

I’m not a Mariners fan, but I’d always try to catch Felix’s starts on mlb.tv back when he was at his peak.

I don’t watch ESPN (maybe that’s the problem!), but I like Jayson Stark on Twitter. Hope he lands on his feet somewhere.

Editor: What you got, Dave?

I ruined it as the 70th star. Not nice.

Luckily, Dale Scott passed the NFL concussion protocol and was back for the 9th inning.

whatever your heart desires. As long as it isn’t fennel.

Because I was using a colloquial term for “inferior” or “improvised” without thinking about the cultural insensitivity of it. You’re right, DIY is more appropriate. I’d edit, but Kinja won’t let me.

Also, fuck the NFL Pre-Season. Obviously.

Sleepytime Tea is good, but it’s really easy to make your own ghetto version at home. Just buy bulk mint, chamomile, and whatever else, let it steep in a tea pot, and then poor into your cup through a mesh strainer.

Wow. This is the worst clubhouse epidemic since all those Yankee players in the 70's spread VD to each other with all the wife swapping and whatnot.

Why didn’t you reach out to Rex Ryan to comment on this article before publishing?

Worse Timberwolf miss since Ricky Rubio’s last shot attempt.

Serious question (rather than bad puns or dick jokes): Does anyone else’s browser not load the embedded MLB video on Deadspin?

Is it fair to call this guy an evil “genius” since his whole scheme was exposed, he’s now pleading the fifth to avoid self incrimination, and he’ll probably get his pants sued off after all this is done?

“The most impressive feature is a new pedestrian-protection system that can detect an impact with a person at speeds between 16 and 30 mph. If an impact is detected, the hood pops up four inches to help cushion the blow of you hitting somebody, so that’s nice.”

Kendzior has some good points about Trump’s governing style vs. that of Central Asian dictators (mainly corruption and nepotism), which is her area of expertise. (I’m a follower of Central Asian affairs and started first following her on Twitter after the death of the Uzbek president several months ago). BUT with…

I only shower 2 or 3 times a week. (more often if I exercise or get dirty somehow)

My wife and I also agree that we shouldn’t be alone with someone of the opposite sex. Except for when she is fucking a muscular black man while I cower in the closet watching and mumbling under my breath about what a pathetic cuck I am while jerking off.