I’d disagree. Case-by-case discretion is best for everyone involved (perpetrator, victim, rest of family, MLB, teams), especially compared to the blind (ginger) hammer of the NFL.

I’ll stick to the real horses. ;)

Mixing foreign languages was a problem for me, but it went away as I became more fluent in the newer foreign language (Russian) and started forgetting the older, less competent one (German). I am conversationally fluent in Russian now and can do only the most basic tasks in German now.

Jesus is Tim Tebow’s Co-Pilot, But Having a Co-Pilot Doesn’t Help You Hit a Max Scherzer Fastball Because Racecar Driving is a Completely Unrelated Sport and This Headline is Getting Way too Long So Bye Now

I agree 100%. Just substitute “unattended bicycles” for “citrus” and I’m exactly the same way.

Pretty tame my Russian dash cam standards, but the copious Australian cursing certainly made it enjoyable.

I didn’t know that Fleshlight made a convertible! (or any car for that matter...)

So inappropriate. The correct term is “ice whore”.

Tears of joy. Welcome back to my ear holes.

True. It also depends on if you need to shovel to go somewhere important, or if your just fucking around and getting some exercise. A plus of living in Denver is that even if you do a crappy job shoveling, the snow will usually melt in a day or two.

If AWD and extra cargo space aren’t that big a deal for me, should I just get a Mazda3? Or does the extra space make up for the less exciting drive (not that Mazda3 is super exciting, but I assume more so that the CX-5)

Shoveling snow is actually pretty fun. I’m sick like that.

2011 will live forever in the hearts of Mavs fans and all right-thinking people.

I went to spring training in Arizona as a kid. It was great. Other than the fact that Fred McGriff (then with the Padres) was surly and wouldn’t sign my ball :(

Feeding Thanksgiving dinner to refugees? That’s totally against the spirit of the holiday! IT’S FOR AMERICANS!!!

They should play this at Vladimir Guerrero’s HOF induction ceremony next year. 

Proposal: A small light on the rear of the car that lights up if driver/passengers aren’t buckled. Easier for people to get pulled over and be ticketed for not buckling up.

I especially enjoyed the audible gasp from the crowd when he made that pass.