He was substantially helped by fellow rookie Trea Turner horribly misplaying the carom off the wall.

By age 6 you should know to tap out of an arm bar. No sympathy.

There also needs to be a dessert version.

This is the “Why Your Team Sucks” that I’ve been waiting for.

Trouble over Bridge/water. ~Paul Simon

I totally get where you’re coming from. I mean, why do people numb their minds with Twitter and other trivialities when they could savor a delightful essay on birding by Jonathan Franzen?

I usually don’t take advice from women, but this is really helpful! Thanks!

Crazy taste in cakes too...

I don’t understand why you don’t face REALITY and admit that you posted a picture of Digimons. And also, I’m not quite grasping how “9. Where do they bury the Pokémon remains?” is a helpful hint! That’s a question!

Those pictures are a knife through my heart. Just let the Miata go, man! It’s suffered enough!

sounds like a nice appetizer before consuming a heaping bowl of Cincinatti Chili.

I’m genuinely moved by that ass.

For some reason, I feel the need to drop $5k on an Omega watch.

The IOC press release had a good recap of the situation.

Whichever ones I didn’t cum into.

Whichever ones I didn’t cum into.

What’s wrong with a little dip in the water?

After that Armenian weightlifter, this is a mere trifle in my daily diet of gruesome sports injuries.

+1 some pig.

Maybe?