What did you hear.

My brain: There’s no way we’re clicking that video. No way whatsoever. Never ever.

The horse people are making hay of your article, Patrick.

What’s the big deal? He’s just Hungary for victory.

Update: Bunch of tweets in Dutch.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

Thom Yorke seems to be looking better these days after his trip to China.

Good technique. I have lots of re2pect for him.

Oh yeah. That’s the good shit right there.

Cool. Hopefully Bartolo will get to bat.

I’m the same way, except I imagine I’m the murderer standing over people’s bed! So relaxing.

Jet fuel can’t melt steel ankle rods.

Beerxit should become common usage.

Sen. West should have probed deeper to find out about Dez Bryant’s character before renting him a house. For instance, did he even ask if his mother worked as a prostitute?

Pedo.

As a Mavs fan, I think this would be great. The Mavs really need to blow things up. Let Dirk chase a ring, come of the bench for the Warriors, and extend his career a bit longer. Dirk would be a great wily veteran of the bench.

He probably thought there was a picinic basket inside.

Luckily, Chileans have experience digging themselves out of a deep hole.

Great hit by Mike Trout!

WE GET TACOS!!!!!!!