Hopefully the Mets will comeback now and give the world the most emotionally satisfy triumph over adversity ever.

Ichiro looks about as effective as 2007-2015 Barry Zito.

Sell on Swappa and you’ll get a better price than Gazelle without the CL/Ebay crappiness. I buy a used or refurbished/open box phone about a year after the phone comes out and figure I’m spending about $100-$125 per year to upgrade annually.

Whoever has the Reynolds Wrap advertising account is getting a nice bonus this quarter.

My fantasy baseball team thanks you, Mr. Cueto.

This is a classic Prisoner’s Dilemma.

Ctarpulhu - Devourer of Souls

Pirates DL Update:

Of course Japan celebrates after this own goal. 1) their pressure lead to the own goal. 2) they’re going to the WWC finals.

FIFA is very progressive and open. They just want the women on both teams to have the chance to explore their feelings together following victories and defeat. Hopefully this will lead to better sportsmanship and maybe some kind of sweet lesbian escapades in the hot tub after the player do shots in the hotel bar. Why…

Bob Costas statement: “I sincerely apologize to Pedro Strop for my comments tonight. I got caught up in the moment and said some things I didn’t really mean. I just want Pedro and all the viewers out there to know, there is no god, so praying is useless; and all of Pedro’s deceased relative have entered to the vast…

The victimized pitcher, Carlos Martinez, is on my fantasy baseball team...I’m glad there’s no penalty for how far and majestically home runs allowed fly through the air in the scoring system.

Shouldn’t this be posted on Jizzmodo?

RIP Barbaro.

When I was a kid (about 7 or 8 years old) I wouldn’t eat applesauce because I didn’t like the texture. It would make me gag and it would cause major drama (Dad: Eat the damn applesauce! Me: Noooo!arghgewgfgfkhdsa!!!).

Quiche is an egg pie with whatever awesome stuff you want to put in it. And the problem is....?

The day after he first game of the season, I always feel like I was hit by a truck. I’m a pretty young healthy guy and exercise a bit...but 4-5 sprints to first base from a cold start really get to you if you haven’t done them in a while.

Our state employee league has a “no sliding” rule to avoid injuries. But you are allowed to dive back to a base to avoid a tag...which I did once and injured myself. From now on I’ll just let them tag me if I get hung off a base.

Houston Rockets: We’re gonna have a cow, and some pigs, and we’re gonna have, maybe, maybe, a chicken. Down in the flat, we’ll have a little field of...