I dislocated my shoulder sliding back into second base playing softball and it hurt like a mother fucker. I stayed on the base and ran to third on the next play since I didn’t quite realize the extent of the injury and though I could shake it off. But then I realized I was clutching my arm to my body and literally…

Has Love ever dislocated his shoulder before? The first time is always hardest (in terms of pain, force to dislocate, and recovery time). If it has happened before, they may be able to pop it back in and be back fairly soon. If it’s the first time, all his shoulder tendons will be stretched and weak and he’ll need a…

Why? Steve Ballmer’s favorite rapper. That’s why.

Ach! Meinen Wienerschnitzel!

I put black pepper on cottage cheese. I would see my mom do this when I was a kid, and I started doing it since I love tons of pepper on everything. My wife and various co-workers have been appalled by this...I guess they associate cottage cheese with fruit/sweet flavors? AM I A MONSTER?!?

Wake me when there are realistic tentacles for my VR porn. ~Japan

Obviously a neck leprechaun.

Damn. I read this article and now I'm ritually impure for seven days.

I joked about racism first and then did my google homework second, so I found out about her mental health issues and the bad plastic surgery etc after. At least she seems to be doing better than Screech...

Unguarded path to the basket...any player could make that dunk. OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE. #HighlightTruthNOW

"They're all here (okay, no Screech, because he's probably in jail, and no Lisa Turtle, because racism)."

Who would have thought the New York State Bar Association Journal's letters are even faker than Dear Prudence's on Slate?

Marlin Fan had a good view of this.

When the old guy says that Gardner "didn't play", that could have meant he didn't get playing time, even if he was nominally on the team for practice/tackling dummy duty.

I'm genuinely concerned about the kid in the football helmet who had an entire garbage can of water fall on his head from 8 feet above. Can someone on the internets track him down and make sure he's not paralyzed?