This. I am beyond done with the moping and pissing and whining. People didn’t wallow in misery like this after fucking 9/11, for shit’s sake.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

The Life and Times of the Yale Man

2016: Public Indecency (Probation)
2020: Cocaine Possession (Probation)
2022: Cocaine Possession (Rehab and time serve)
2030: Assault (Stripper drops charges)
2040: Securities Fraud (Civil Settlement)
2048: Money Laundering (Civill Settlement)
2052: Secretary of Treasury

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Raise your hand if you’re also going to get caught in awkward Thanksgiving dinner conversations!

This is, by far, a better morning after take than the ones over on The Slot that, so far, are only blaming Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and their voters.

They deserve shitting on. They voted for an openly racist conman who brags about sexually assaulting women, who flaunts US laws, mocks the disabled and is a remarkable failure in business, all to keep a women from being in charge. Fuck them. Fuck them forever.

Yeah, no. Fuck them. I’ll give them the same fucking respect they gave to President Obama. Zero. This country is now the laughing stock of the world.

I see Jay Cutler is going as Lee Harvey Oswald this Halloween.  

This man embodies everything that is wrong with the current millionaire/billionaire landscape in this country. Complete unchecked power, willing to throw obscene amounts of money towards lawmakers and officials to get exactly what he wants through them, unimaginable hypocrisy in his political stances, and zero…

I had to watch it in slow motion for my tired eyes to be sure, but homeboy was definitely losing to that corner man. He ate a counter and another clean hit to the temple.

People that die never get the chance to retrieve any items.

It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…

For literally five years now.

i blame video game, the walking dead, etc. used to be a guy would gently lay the ball in the cup, say the pledge of allegiance, and shake hands with the opposing coach before hustling back “on d”. Now Glenn is dead. Rims are bleeding. It is madness, this culture of dunking.

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Hmmm ... actually, Ric Flair was the greatest champion of all time.

To reply to my own post, I’m not here for any bullshit distinguishing between WCW and the NWA. Ric Flair was the greatest champion.

And there it is.....
Look, I’m all for a studio following their passion and making the games they want to make.

However, you ABSOLUTELY DO NOT follow up a game as good as Sleeping Dogs with something like Triad Wars. A game what was, essentially, exactly the same as Sleeping Dogs....but as an online base building game,…

Ah Turok 2.... or was it one? Whichever let you activate “disco” mode as a cheat. Had my first Grand Mal Seizure and TBI from it. Fell out of my chair, wedged my head between a cement floor and sharp corner of a heavy wooden desk. My had thrashed between the two for about two minutes my cousin said. Blood everywhere,…