There's a Black dude who hangs out by the mailboxes that always calls me boss. It was weirding me out because I'm white, so now I call him boss before he gets a chance to say it. Like we're playing some kind of boss tag.

I laughed so hard I'm crying a little. Alex, man, you're the funniest food writer I've ever read. Thank you.

"as well as a 6 ounce juice box, which, as any Ecto-Cooler enthusiast will tell you, is the only way to appreciate the slime-green sugary blast."

I saw it as more like a misunderstanding than an accusation. I think if a kid says an adult touched them, the first thing to do is separate the kid and the adult and find out what happened. They did that, it turns out it was nothing, everyone's fine. It would feel bad to be granddad there, definitely. Scary as hell.…

If it was me, honestly, I'd be glad I raised my daughter to be a strong mother.

So… it's not as bad as it could have been?

- Lars von Trier/ Bjork

I think you mean dyeing mousse.