“I love Cosmo, but I gave it everything I had,” she said. “I just didn’t have another sex position in me.”

Oh man, those shots at her were amazing. I feel you Jewel, I too am delighted.

He had a contract. She settled.

There’s two dogs at the dog park where I walk my dog and the owners let their kids name them. They named them:

THIS! Made me laugh so loud... and every time I think about it, I laugh again.

When I got my first cat at the age of three or so, I wanted to name her Tuna. I thought it was clever... cats eat tuna (mine never did), and therefore I could go to the door and shout “Tuna”! Simultaneously calling the cat and announcing her…

I once knew a cat that was apparently named by a 5 year old, part of the cats name was Tractor

Wow, that makes my unfortunate pet name choice of Snow White seem rather tame.

I named my own dog at age five. She was named Butch. Sigh.

My friend has a cat named Milk. The cat is black.

I named my first pet gold fish “French Fry” at 4 years old

I love dogs with dumb names

I had a cat named Cornflake when I was a kid.

Cat the Dog appeals, I’m not gonna lie.

my crush on richard ayoade is never ending <3

Poor baby Al Qaeda. It used to be such a pretty name.

it’s kind of bad. sometimes. except in indy. and how about the weather today?!

Translation: Rates at which men lie about watching porn range from 1% to 50%.

Whatever. My porn addiction has brought me nothing but joy.

Pam Anderson is the absolute last fucking person who should be shaming anyone about porn.