As is he. And I bet those bitching now had nothing to say about this:

In the first few years after 9/11, more than one person was kicked out of a sporting event for not standing and holding their hand over their heart for “God Bless America.”

An orange Hitler is egging his supporters to assassinate the first female presidential candidate of a major party but yes, your energy is much better spent being outraged by Gabby Douglas’ lack of arm movement.

Yas King!

“So long and thanks for the IPAD “~Dolphin

Wow. I didn’t realize that there was a woman in her forties competing in Olympic gymnastics. Bravo for her. Also, I love that Jez only shows action shots of the female gymnasts instead of the male gaze shit that we so often see on TV. They are amazing athletes.

Why is it better for someone who once wielded power over others, and probably will do so again, to be a vacuous, disingenuous, amoral shithead 100 percent of the time rather than only 99 percent?

The problem is, he doesn’t say he’s anti-abortion, he says he’s pro-life. But then he’s in support of the death penalty. So he clearly does not stick to his convictions and is inconsistent on the matter of whether “life” is to be protected at all costs.

If they have such an issue with it, why even offer it as a viewing choice?

Because of my genetic conditions, I have some abnormalities that most doctors don’t want to touch. It would be amazing to have doctors of this caliber able to potentially help. It’s not just not having the money for the surgery—it’s also not having surgeons willing to help you.

Winston: That’s like the president and the vice president not being best friends.
Nick: They’re not best friends.
Winston: Come on, everybody knows they’re best friends.

He seems to have graduated from the Underpants Gnome School of Politics.

He’s definitely raised the bar. Sure, he isn’t perfect (drones come to mind), but imagine how much he would have accomplished if the Republicans (and some Democrats) hadn’t fucked him (and us) over. And how much he did accomplish even with that constant roadblock.

I agree that his dad didn’t start to hit his peak of attractiveness til he was in his 40s. But that ain’t bad. I should only be so lucky to be at my most attractive in my 40s!

He is if nothing else; an honest Libertarian candidate. If you understand Libertarian ideology, then you can predict Johnson’s views and choices on 99% of things without fail. Since Libertarians are hardcore idealists who are completely blind to what’s practical and reality in general.

Not a big fan of the show, but this sums it up nicely:

And he’s the second most qualified presidential candidate this election cycle.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

Sprite: what you buy when the store doesn’t have your brand of ginger ale.

“The so-called Satanic Temple group is a handful of atheists masquerading as so-called Satanists. This group is not legitimate. Its only reason to exist is to oppose the Good News Clubs. The Good News Clubs teach morals, character development, patriotism and respect from a Christian viewpoint. Public schools welcome…