I get really depressed when I think about the fact that dems always take the high road, and shit gets done on the low road. Good and bad. Taking the low road is fucking effective.

hm, only stuff I saw was “look how approachable she is, she wears J.Crew just like us.”

I PINE for the days of “binders of women” being the worst gaffe ever. I PINE FOR IT.

would.

Denis Villneuve’s other films are also fucking amazing. I’m so happy for him that this is likely to be a box office success so he might get more work. Prisoners and Enemy are SO GOOD. (Jake Gyllenhall... love that guy.)

COOKIE’S FORTUNE

HEYO

That is totally fair, I mispoke when I wrote “changed her mind.”

you are making a LOT of assumptions there. Have you not heard of the “pregnancy crisis center” which masquerades as an abortion clinic when they are actually christian-run and try to basically make you run out the clock before you can legally terminate. She may have been caught up at one of those. She may not have…

what would have to happen in the intervening 30 years for the William of the tender love-making to turn into the collar-dragging rapist MIB...

I’ll keep the architecture, everything else can just fuck right off.

PREACH

All I could think about when I read that was that this was a lie he told himself to justify the 1 in 34 stat. Like when people’s brain hemispheres are severed and you throw a ball at them but their other eye is blocked so they can’t consciously see the ball, but they duck anyway. Experimenters ask them why they…

WHY IS THIS REAL LIFE.

I’m obsessed with my Mirena. No periods going on about 18 months so far. I have about 2 minutes of cramps once or twice a year. If it’s an option for you, I highly recommend.

that person can go eat a bag of dicks RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

that sounds so great. For me cooking can be somewhat meditative, so I’m looking forward to cooking dinner tonight. Although I haven’t had much of an appetite since last night.

I was just in tears on the phone with my sister in law. We were both remarking at how fucking ashamed we are of the 57% of white women who voted for trump. I’m so sorry...

I didn’t go to yoga today because I had a 1:1 with my boss scheduled right afterwards, then the asshole cancels the meeting last minute, too late for me to get my butt to lunchtime yoga. BOO. I needed that shit so badly today.

those fuckers can go eat a bag of dicks.