it might be some kind of compulsion. Like, maybe he has OCD and this is how it manifests. /armchair

correction: John Oliver *does* butter my biscuits.

and we all know how sexy a gimpy lady is.

thank you kindly! So the Office one was a reference. Good to know!

OH. MY GOD. yes. My sister just had a pre-term baby and asking a NICU nurse for a boppy so you can hold your 4 lb nephew is pretty weird.

I love key changes! Yas! What about “All I ask” on Adele’s newest album? I’m pretty sure there’s a key change in that one. Apologies if I missed it on your list, I scanned through quickly.

OMG I KNOW RIGHT. Hubs and I have already spent 3.5 hours on CA voter homework and we haven’t even started on our local props. It’s exhausting.

same, but HIV/Hep aren’t the only things of concern.

eh... redtube is fairly homogeneous in that respect, IMO

and women as living sex toys who apparently can climax from awkward jack-hammering from behind.

this is why porn actors get tested for STDs constantly. You can’t work if you’re positive for anything. It’s like how gloves in the restaurant business are a worse solution than just washing your hands often and staying home when you’re sick.

two words: sunscreen

that being said though, no one should be blamed for not tolerating a potentially violent person in their home, even if she is mentally ill. You’re not morally obligated to allow yourself to be threatened because the threatener may be ill.

My ballot arrived by mail last week! I was like, OH THANK NON EXISTENT JESUS.

*dwight*, you ignorant slut, i thought?

I thought that was Siobhan! I barely recognized her without her glasses. I’ve been a fan of her since her Anglophenia days.

or people who are crazy-pants cuckoo-bananas. Like people who don’t think anyone should need to prove driving proficiency to be allowed to operate a motor vehicle.

Gah after struggling w/ FB, I couldn’t figure out how to link directly to the video, see if this works. If not, the FB page that I saw it on is called “Fantastic things in the World”, if you click on videos and scroll a little you’ll find it. It’s just so heartwarming. I fricking love that man.

I was thinking she looks like a young person trying to look like an old person trying to look young. Its... weird. Like, GIRL ur ACTUALLY YOUNG.

WHyyy? not Gary Cole, I lurve Gary Cole. Why they have to ruin him for me?