also, my brother looks just like him! Moreso when they were young, now my brother looks like a cross b/w Matt Smith (as Prince Phillip) and Culkin.

My favorite part, can’t stop thinking about it, is during their fight before her opening when he says “I don’t want to just hold your purse” (or whatever, paraphrasing) and her reply is “WHY NOT??!?”  It’s so good.  Like WTF is wrong with holding the purse for your dope-ass successful AF GF?  That was phenomenal.

This is 10000% not a valid reason for abstaining.

Sorry, but “RosebuT” motel? offensive typo is offensive.

My mom not supporting me was the least of my worries viz. her parenting. She was actively emotionally (and occasionally physically) abusive until the day I cut off contact with her when I was 23-ish.

EXACTLY. As long as everyone thinks anti-social to abusive behavior is a normal way of expressing affection, nothing will ever change. “Pigtail pulling” etc. My mom told me this shit when boys would rough me up on the playground. It is so fucking toxic. Stalking hasn’t even been recognized as a crime for all that long.…

I just started following her on twitter and I must say.  She is *very* good at twitter.  Cogent, pithy, _proofread_ tweets.  I’m impressed.  I’m about as far away from her district as possible without being in Hawaii, but I’d recommend her as a follow.

This just reminded me of an incident at dinner with my dearest friend and her husband (also a dear friend).  I said something was toxic masculinity and he goes, “actually I thought toxic masculinity was more about...” when I interrupted him and said “are you... really... .... ....?.....?” when everyone started…

jesus CHRIST this is awful, I’m so sorry.  I noticed a dude I was acquainted with take a surreptitious photo of me on the bus one morning in college and it freaked me right the fuck out.  I can’t even imagine having to go through what you have.

Huh... this is news to my fridge, which is continuously stocked with Lemon, Lime, and Passionfruit La Croix. I drink it with dinner and it keeps me alive. Emotionally.

Since comedy is unambiguously harder than drama, I am 100% here for this casting.

it’s a real crapshoot, how people will respond to awful things. I was abused by a parent my whole life (up until about age 24) but you’d never know it. I’ve never even been to therapy, though probably should. I’m generally always in a good mood. Go figure.

People love to compare to Clinton’s impeachment, which boosted his popularity. However, Trump is undoubtedly NOT Bill Clinton. Trump’s impeachable offenses are directly related to his abuse of power and subverting the office of presidency. Clinton’s was due to republicans’ obsession with a (clearly) unscrupulous…

They prolly don’t give a rip about stillbirths or preterm infants who don’t survive.

5th grade?? MMR was a toddler shot I thought??

I’m choosing to dismiss this “drama” as manufactured à la bitches be crazy, etc. Why can’t everyone just move on with their lives assuming that Kate and Meghan are perfectly friendly with each other. Jesus Fucking Christmas women can be friends with each other without drama! It happens!

back atcha! Although i’m not as stoked about being pregnant at the moment... my back is killing me and I’m not sleeping...

takes one to know one?

I bought one, used it, got pregnant on my 2nd cycle post IUD.  It worked? I guess?  Wooo technology.

I’m 6 mos preggo at the moment so tears come often. I’ll tell you somewhere I’d prefer NOT to have cried: the Rent the Runway showroom when I couldn’t find anything maternity friendly that didn’t make me either look obese or like a sister wife. We have a wedding this weekend and I kinda lost it. My husband asked me a…