This works only if the reader reads past the first sentence. This happens. True story.

It’s just good to be brofessional bro.

Not unless you play( and pay) their pachinko game for every 5 minutes you would play this game.

Just like his hair

It isn’t that they don’t think someone is offended. It’s all about the money.

So in other words they’re doing a konami?

Well, how much is a baby?