AND SO IT IS.

Goddamn. I said GOD DAMN. Fuck, Dick, stop it, you're confusing me.

RE: Jana Dugger. The idea of someone from that family worried about being "alone" is a nugget of psych 101 gold.

As long as Avril Lavigne is alive, Hot Topic will never go out of business.

Dead Nixon, confusingly eyefucking you through space and time

I think Paul Newman just goes without saying, you know? I mean, have you ever met anyone - male, female, straight, gay - who WOULDN'T fuck Paul Newman? I'm pretty sure I haven't.

Fun fact: The Quaker Oats guy is named Larry (100% true).

Yul Brynner could get all day, every day.

Jimmy Stewart, 'nuff said.

Casanova.

Duh.

Paul Newman is boneable even from my straight male perspective. Although, I'm disappointed to see Steve McQueen missing from either list as he's my all-time dead guy man crush.

I have never been so emotionally invested in food as I have been while pregnant. I ate pancakes yesterday, that shit was spiritual

Kate McKinnon is hands down my favorite cast member. They need to have her in more sketches!

Especially since they are both estranged from her. I could understand if it was just one (she doesn't approve of his lifestyle/religion/whatever), but both? There's something fishy there and I don't think the stink comes from the kids' side.

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

When he was burning through Australian models on Gatsby, he "hooked up" with an ANTM contestant I know in a roundabout way. She said (and this is her story, not anything I witnessed) that he asked her out and requested (after much texting—apparently he lives to text) she meet him at his hotel room. She said a…

Not "For another day!" For THIS Day!

I'm pretty sure the first time (and if not, it was at least one of the first times) she had a solo on Glee was for Bad Romance. It was when I sat up and took notice of Naya. I was like, screw Lea and her Broadway voice. I was firmly on Team Santana (and Brittany) after that. Badass diva Naya Rivera is where it's at.