Hot take: Yolanda is the best Real Housewife ever.

Anwar's modeling career seems imminent.

When I was suddenly given a cancer diagnosis, we were stunned. But, I later found out from my mother that he called and told her that she didn't need to worry. He was not ever leaving me and that he would take care of her only child no matter what.

And he had an instagram comment about his 1 year anniversary with them and how it was a blessing to work for such a company. I was like, please, Jesus would tell you that Wal Mart sucks and all the faith organizations in my area with any self respect refuse to shop with them.

My only (recently) married friend was obnoxious for a while, but I couldn't be mad at her. She would just be smiling at me and saying: "But I want everyone to be as happy as I am!"

I'd smile seraphically and say "I wish they'd quit coming around, actually; the crawlspace is really getting packed."

Look, if your Prince Charming doesn't come...you may be doing something wrong. Maybe ask him what he likes or if he...

That might be the best "Don't you know who I am?" story EVER.

Cinderella has great message about bullying, according to Cate Blanchett. It also has a great message about marrying rich Robb Stark.

Why can't we just declare open season on elephant poachers? I've always wanted me some gen-you-eine poacher enamel.

I think the point people are objecting to is her idea that -as a rich white movie star lady - she gets to define who is the "us" and what "we" (even if such a thing exists) stands for. Or even consider herself part of the oppressed. From where I am standing, though I do believe she is sympathetic - she is also…

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Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman

oooh! Pick me! A (probably not definitive) list of things my (now ex for obvious reasons) mother in law did before our wedding:

My ex MiL decided that our low-key wedding just "wouldn't do." She went as far as to print her own set of invitations to the wedding and send them to people we didn't invite...about 50 of them. She went to the florist behind our backs and changed the types and colors of the flowers (which we discovered by accident…

You know, if you'd asked me this question six weeks after, I probably could have given you an annotated list with audiovisual aids. Now, two years out? I really genuinely only remember the good things. We had an awesome wedding.

My mother-in-law, when my husband's friends told her that she looked pretty, said, "I think I look pretty good for my age. [they nod in agreement] Then how come none of you wanted to fuck me when you were in high school?"

That family is rich as fuck, but didn't hire a professional photographer? No sympathy.

The original tagging of him was "pitiful." Olbermann has attacked PSU, alums, and students for supporting and celebrating a man who de facto condoned child rape.

Another day, another reason to love Kristen Bell.