Do you remember her teeth before she got them fixed? She really did a number on herself.
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If anyone ever sent me a 12 point email about rules for their own birthday party, I would instantly forget that person's name and anything good about them. I know this isn't the point of this post, but isn't making a huge deal about your birthday the least attractive attribute a person can have? Unless you are a…
Just tell yourself that that will be the worst part- it will be! By the time you get to your doctor's office, it will be all easy from there. If you can do it, go to bed as late as you can the night before and sleep in so that your awake time without food is as minimal as possible.
My clutch gift: a hooked up night- in gift basket! It works for everyone. I always do a GrubHub/Seamless gift certificate (and I'm sure a quick search would give you a good idea of what is best in her new area), maybe a bath bomb or fancy face/hair mask, guilty pleasure book/DVD, and a list of all your favorite things…
I had one earlier this year! The procedure itself was a piece of cake, I was pretty drugged up afterwards and slept the rest of the day but was in no pain/discomfort. Load up on ice cream and yogurt in case you are feeling scratchy the next day, but I woke up and ate a breakfast sandwich. Also, if you have a choice in…
I once was a date to a fraternity event off campus, and the rule was everyone had to arrive and leave on the provided bus, even if you were unaffiliated. I believe it had to do with reduced liability but considering 50% of people were underage, it seems like a silly hair to split. I do remember a couple boning in the…
You are totally right. Also, say what you want about the man, but Taratino's cinematography is almost always gorgeous and definitely has cleaned up on the awards circuit. Take the compliment, losers!
I don't get the criticism (well, I get that Tea party types love nothing more than taking offense). I know the Basterds movie was Nazi propaganda, but it was also a movie about a very effective sniper who came through impossible situations in war only to ultimately met his demise by trusting someone who was…
You know she was pissed that the article already went to press!
This made my morning. Nancy Jo gave an interview a few years ago in which she said she was happy she didn't pick up. When I read that I was like um... not as happy as I was!
Bless you for the Pretty Wild reference!
You are right! But to me, he will always be David from Roseanne.
I posted this in the Ronald Reagan thread, but if you can overlook his terrible politics and personality, young Richard Nixon could totally get it .
I'll see you the Gipper and raise you Tricky Dick. Also, have you read his love letters?
I really will tell it later, if you thought that story was long you have no idea what you are in for.
We did axe my husband's brother from our wedding party because of his tendency to get wasted and cause a scene. My MIL had a fit but we stood firm. That story is actually a lot longer and a lot crazier but it is for another day. In the meantime, I have a more relevant story.
I know Margaret Cho does an impression of Kim Jung Il in her stand-up act. I'm not saying that wasn't pretty racist, but I would guess they told her she couldn't directly impersonate an actual ruler of North Korea, which makes the joke way worse.
This total echos my (grey) post below! Thank you for posting that, I am so scared of PPD and I am really hoping that this staves it off.
I'm pregnant and really think I'm going to encapsulate the placenta. I'm terrified of PPD and will buy any snake oil you sell me to ward it off. A smoothie though? That is a bridge too far, even for me.