A fate worse than death.

Kill, who was forced to retire at Minnesota in 2015 due to health reasons and handed the job to his longtime assistant Claeys, told 1500 ESPN radio on Wednesday that he was furious with athletic director Mark Coyle’s assertion that the program was in need of “integrity and class.”

His new employer, recipient of four 2016 shutouts, also believes in not setting foot in opposing stadiums.

That gap at the end between “2nd down and 9" and “Perine checks in” is brutal

Your comment is beyond my comprehension. I’ll just nod and smile

It’s not just Deadspin. Bagging on the Warriors is what bagging on the Heat was a few years ago. The Wolves are the new cute, hip thing, so their fans should give it, oh, four years till they’re the “villains” and every fan is automatically a bandwagoner.

SBNation’s SEO-bait headline was even more golden

Can’t wait to see Joe Smith III take on Hopkins in 2030

Telling someone “not to worry about the money” is akin to telling a drowning person “don’t worry about the oxygen.”

Very fast with shaky control. Guess the Twins scouting report finally got something right.

Not too soon. Just not that funny.

Eli Manning is now demanding a sideline fort of his own.

This. I am beyond done with the moping and pissing and whining. People didn’t wallow in misery like this after fucking 9/11, for shit’s sake.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

it was a good joke

you monster

*a slight laugh, and then a grim realization*

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

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