This is what I immediately pictured.

Golfers, tennis players, football players on the sidelines, Bill Murray in Space Jam; I can go on forever, baby

Lemme tell you about this bad beat poker hand from 11 years ago!

No one cares about your fantasy football team.

I must have missed the memo where time stood still for injured players.

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

+ 1 pair of dad jeans for the great dad joke.

Ugh, that was awful.

She was probably just trying to make TE.

Huh. Not the usual kind of hot water we see college athletes getting themselves into these days.

That dude has always kept it 100.. He’s expressed the emotion I can’t quite seem to articulate when ppl ask me “what’s wrong?”

shit hell....maybe mom was right about this guy

Who would have thought that our wedding anniversary would happen to be Election Day! 

“I said show them a scrum! A SCRUM!”

So I assume they revoked MacMahon’s credentials for the reasons cited, realized those reasons also applied to Stein, and then revoked his credentials so as not to appear hypocritical? That’s the only logic I can discern here (which is not to suggest that it isn’t still rock stupid).

Knowing the Patriots (and the Browns), Collins is probably riddled with tapeworms, cocaine, or a combination thereof.

I think we can argue they’re both.

I think they did read their history books since it says “part 2"