Plus this isn’t a transmission, it’s a GT-R transmission. Which I’m 99% sure is forged by elves in Rivendell using unicorn bones.

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.

Enjoy this for cringe worthiness

+1 Threaux up.

+1 Dead Platinum Recording Artist

Or maybe just smoke your weed and chill the fuck out.

I’ll never judge blacking out and cursing at cops, but if you know that’s a possibility, leave the damn weed at home

To be fair, he’s basically been at his first job out of college for a few months now. He’s a deer caught in the headlights.

Bad apple called out by good Apple.

I came for the child rape jokes. +1

Not surprised to see Penn State have its way with a young OSU team.

Unranked Penn State knocked off #2 The Ohio State

I don’t know, man. Brian Kelly isn’t one to just leave people twisting in the wind.

My god the internet is a wonderful place to start a pathway to hell. +1

Just remember, Schilling is worried about trangender men going into bathrooms to molest young girls, but not about wealthy straight men imagining future banging 10-year olds. This man has his priorities straight!

I hope his twitter mentions are inundated with people telling him how attractive his daughter is and the things they will do to her in 10 years. I’m sure he will be so flattered!

I was thinking, based on his comments, he looks more like a guy explaining to Chris Hansen that the wine coolers and condoms in his grocery bag were purely coincidental and he was only there because his daughters friend “needed someone to talk to”

Gruesome. Have a star.

Great. The only other detective in that division is Mark Fuhrman.

I hope Chris Ash at least got to take advantage of that deal too