Well, let’s narrow it down. Sounds like something a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy would say. Which team is owned by a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy?

LeBatard is the best thing on ESPN and still a hell of a writer. Perhaps nobody more qualified in the world to communicate the impact of this young man’s death to the rest of us. Today sucks.

Let’s hope he never has to sneeze

Curt Schilling has found both a battery mate and a running mate.

Career highlight from Baseball-Reference.com:

Bloody pulp? Dude looks like he took a shot to the eye and not much else.

You’re now third on the Browns QB depth chart.

I’m certain that somehow, one way or another, that’s not a catch in the NFL.

I made my two-year-old cry I shouted so loudly after this catch.

Wow. Brown tattooed that ball to the defender.

#BroPa

Enlighten us, please. What did they get wrong?

Fucking cunt.

In other words: it wasn’t your kids who were raped, so who cares?

“I Condone Child Molestation”

I’m super disappointed in Colin Kaepernick.

That was a RIGHTEOUS ‘fro he was rocking and now it’s just...vanished to the ether.