The fuck did the Bears do to you?

I’m imagining Jerry Reed’s voice singing your comment. It's great.

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

You sound like a callous ass.

Can we be real? You’re an asshole.

Baylor being filled with scum doesn’t change the fact that Urban is scum himself. He’s doing the right thing only because he has no other options.

Sure, good old Urban, always doing the right thing.

We’ll update this post if Taillon’s status changes at all.

“If that baseball was instead a man, he’d be charged with attempted murder.”

If R.A. Dickey’s 77 MPH Knuckleball was a car it’d be arrested for drunk driving.

Okay Samer, since when did a car have a driver’s license?

If Darren Rovell’s Tweet were a turd, it would be the dumbest shit ever.

Yes mostly about how much I want to strangle Darren Rovell

Both Hebners? I guess those refs took more bumps than I thought.

*U

Are u a moron?

Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

East Lansing District Court Judge Andrea Andrews Larkin - I hate that you made me look this up.... well done