Eh?

Alternate headline: “Asshole Dies For Doing Asshole Things.”

Yeah, pretty sure that’s the joke.

Someone a little more explosive than Kevin Durant put OKC on the map. I hate myself

Amazingly,

this is a bad take

Ya, but he'll no doubt live out the rest of his days in an evidence locker.

But then he went home and titty-fucked Kate Upton, so . . . win some, lose some.

How do you accidentally text the AP? (I see it said he thought he was texting another lawyer, but do you not have names in your cell phone? And is the AP texting people for comment?)

1990. The Red Wings select Keith Primeau three overall and leave Jagr to fall to Pittsburgh at five.

+1 devalued pound

Also, there is no fudging way I am click play on that video.

Wait, the Walmart near my house has the deodorant locked up but this one just has fireworks laying out there for anyone with a lighter to mess with?

Not without a fight.

Look Ayesha, we’re all agreed that Valencia not being sent off after that obvious foul was bullshit, but c’mon. Ecuador just couldn’t get that second goal.

-1

Holy shit thats good

Shit. We know what happened the last time Mohammed was fed up with the jets.

Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There's no designated hitter in the NL...

I was frustrated to the point of tears by the local and national media's shameful, abhorrent coverage of the death of Sean Taylor, especially in the immediate aftermath, when Taylor was presented to the public as an agent of his own demise, apparently by virtue of the fact that he was a young black man who went to the…