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I am not dissing dating sites - but it seems people found chemistry, love and marriage outside of being able to mindlessly browse through robot controlled mutual matches years ago. I live in Chicago (the actual city - not suburbs) and was going to networking events, parties, even small get to togethers and was always

Oh no, this whole thread makes me feel sad. i have a distinct feeling you are being too hard on yourself. and i know for sure that you are discounting your value as a person. please just stop now. i mean, fuck vegas clubs (it's all cheesy bullshit, if you ask me), but if you really want to go, you go. life is

I'd give him my Instagram account no problem...full of photos of food/travel/baby photos from the 80s. Hope it's helpful!

If you have the gall to ask for something they could otherwise sell for $4,000 for free for 15 strangers, I'm pretty sure they have the right to ask you for something that ensures they get some value out of you. Not saying that these dudes aren't massive douches, but if you literally say "I should get in for free with

Well, 50+ hour work weeks

this is why i chickened out of going to my roommate's bachlorette party in vegas. they're all gorgeous, skinny girls, and i am merely average looking with a few extra pounds. having felt like shit my whole life about it (and yes, i've worked my ass off to try and lose weight, but it's a lose/gain/lose sort of battle

Man, that guy just kept harping on her! He asked for a photo, she said no, making it clear she'd just take the party somewhere else, and he just kept on coming back at her. He seems awfully desperate for someone promoting "The #1 nightclub in America!"

Maybe so but the intent of the article is made clear by the title: "Ensure you align with the hive mind"

I don't know about other places, but I live in a big city and it's next to impossible to meet people. Yes, you go out, but everyone stays in the little groups of people they came with. The random guys who deviate from that are 90% creepers who set you so on the defensive that you're suspicious of the 10% who are

Jezebel puts these exact lists out all the time. Except they're more creatively titled "Here's How Not to Talk About [issue]"

"she inhaled a large portion of rich spinach and artichoke dip" in a restaurant, then "called a waitress over and asked for ribs — and looked crushed when the perplexed server told her they don't have them."

I have to say this: Her voice is amazing, but she is also one of the most beautiful celebrity women in the world. No question. That face is jaw dropping.

I like to pretend she's comparing her failed relationship to the alluring danger of taking ecstasy while scuba diving.

Nop, I don't watch that drek

YOU'RE FROM MTV'S DIARY NOT CRIBS

"You think you know, but you have no idea" is from MTV's Diary, not Cribs.

Every time I see these stories, I can't help but think, "Well, that person will never have a totally clean Google search." This girl is cool, I love that she loves her body, but damn, now that media outlets have picked up her story, every one of her future employers is going to see her in her underwear.

Oh man. Roz Joel used to live up the street from us and would give new businesses in town signed glossies of Billy (which she would sign), and if you raked her leaves or shoveled her walk she'd give you a CD of his greatest hits. Or sometimes Gershwin. RIP, Roz.