Hey Adrianne Curry! Too bad the asses Jenny has kicked are mostly those of babies dying of whooping cough. Oh, and measles too.

I'm having a "#grammar #nerd" seizure right now.

Um, gee...on the one hand, I think we do go too far with this stuff sometimes, but on the other, I am so glad that's not my bare butt being posted on Coppertone's (not even Mom's!) Facebook page without my consent. A one-day suspension does not seem like too big a freak-out for that.

I know right? I had to google her to find out she got locked up for stealing a car to go on a beer run... While she was on probation for shoplifting and burglary. It feels really fucking disengnious that they would omit this fact just like in the slate article that Erin Gloria Ryan ripped off this post from.

Why didn't she ask her dad for money to get condoms or birth control, if he was so easy to give her money for abortion? And why didn't they say what she went to prison for?

it doesn't bode well, from a pr perspective, for the femenism establishment that the only person willing to take such a ballsy stand on abortion is a former gang member who got locked up for burglary shoplifting and grand theft auto.

Damn, Ms Flores!

I can't for the life of me imagine wanting to be 13 again, or romanticizing the horror that is middle school and puberty. But, I still want to dye my hair purple and go to music festivals and I enjoy Disney movies, so I can't claim to be any better I guess. I subscribe more to the Zooey Deschanel version of childish…

Being 13 SUCKED (for me).

By all means, Katy, justify your continued insistence on looking like a sexualized Lisa Frank notebook.

Isn't this the same excuse cougar teachers usually give when they get caught banging underage male students?

God, Russell Brand really dodged a bullet.

She could try working a 40 hour work week, living on $34,000 a year for a while. Bet she'd feel like a grown up then.

guurrrrl. that hairstyle is a nope!

Nah.

I am home sick from work today and saw this. Jenny McCarthy is clearly lying that she's leaving on her own—her body language, for one: the way she finishes her sentence and hits the table with her cards, etc. Plus, she made a weird, loud comment later in the show about how she has to sit there awkwardly for another…

My only takeaway here is that Jenny McCarthy already has a new gig lined up, and from the sound of it, it's a talk show. Will we ever be rid of this awful, awful woman? Oy vey.

Very astute. He is very helpful to this day. As an old, I have found: If your spouse is kind, attractive according to your own needs, and works hard, you're 90 percent to a good marriage.

I love this story:

Thirty years ago, I spied my husband in a class called "Literature of the Absurd." He was tall and had brown eyes. He looked smart. I was ready to move.