no need to be a dick just because you can't understand a simple story.

Short of keeping the animal locked in a basement, there is no guarantee it will have "zero access to children". These are strong aggressive animals who could overpower any owner easily (and often do).

I'm really sick of the pro-pitbull crowd. There is a difference between being attacked by 3 pitbulls and being attacked by 3 chihuahuas. There just is.

And then cross your fingers he doesn't insist on texting you while you're still in front of him. You know, just to make sure he didn't hear you incorrectly.

Come on Erin, you know there's no such thing as rape culture, because there have been false rape allegations before!

Ladies. Lllllllladies. I know this is gonna sound creepy at first, but you'll change your mind once you've seen my very special dick. Wait til you see my dick. Wait til you see my dick. Wait til you see my dick. I'm gonna beat that pussy up.

I bet you're creepy as fuck online.

If she auditions - and proves she can sing, dance and work for thirty minutes in the outdoors (they'll make her dance non-stop for an hour) in 100% humidity and nearly 90 (if it's above they cut the sets to 25) Disney will be happy to pay her $13 an hour. Maybe.

BUNNIES AREN'T JUST CUTE LIKE EVERYBODY SUPPOSES.

WAIT SO ARE WE NOT GOING TO FIND OUT WHO "WON"??

Erin, Great job getting this out prior to the pro-Terry piece is published by New York magazine.

Speaking of OITNB, I saw Pornstache on the Today Show this morning, and initially couldn't figure out who he was/why he was sitting with cast w/o his mustache and found him cute =x and immediately hated myself for it.

I believe her and Gwynnie have been BFF's for a few years now. and honestly, would you want to hang out with the Kardashians if you were Beyonce?, I would not. They are goddamn annoying. The Rihanna thing is understandable since she's been rumored to have slept with Jay.

is it just me or does GP look just like Randall Boggs in that picture?

It's going to sound strange, but I'm disappointed that Bey is getting chummy with Gwynnie but won't go to Kimye's wedding and not-so-secretly hates RiRi. She doesn't really have friends that she hangs out with and supports publicly, and now Gwynnie? It kinda makes me feel like she finds everyone but this…

Mila Kunis's rant was so funny. It reminded me of the funniest text I ever got from my husband - 'I don't know why everyone is congratulating me on this pregnancy, I mean really I only spent a few minutes working on it.'

"We're pregnant" is a thing because the men want to empathize with the women they love that are suffering, and they want to try and share in the mental burden as much as they can. It's a good thing. It brings people closer.

Her friendship with Gooper is one of the few things I give Bey this face about.

okay, this is adorable, but coming from someone who did get a sort of friendship tat with someone they are no longer friends with, i sure as hell hope it lasts.

Its not enough that rich people have money, luxury, and options. They want us to fucking cheer-lead for them too. YOU GO, HILARIA! YOU TELL THOSE POOR MOMS WHO DO ALL THE SAME SHIT YOU DO!