Geez, people of South Dakota, I know Captain Hook is dead hot mad sexy but simmer down!

If Solange disappears after deleting those photos from Instagram, we'll know she's been taken by the Beygency.

and Kelly is like "UGH IDGAF but damn if my Memorial Day cookout isn't going to be awkward." so she's just staying out of it because drama llama don't live there.

Oh man I am getting the most face palmy emotional response ever. She just made an album about their relationship. Is this going to be like when Sandra Bullock thanked Jesse James at the Oscars and then 8 seconds later we learned he was humping on anything with a tattoo wearing heels?

Here's what I heard is gonna happen.

Poor Kelly. Girl just got married and this shit kicked off.

You guys. You are like CNN with the Malaysian plane on this story.

I thought they said they weren't going to diss people on the internet. I thought they were better than that.

That seems exceptionally ghoulish of ABC to pump out promotion material with a dead guy on it...

These guys are all about my age, but I have a strong feeling I wouldn't be friends with any of them. EXCEPT the snow boarder guy, both for being a grown man that refuses to have grown up hair, and the impressive phone scam.

hold up.... DIED???

WHAT IS A PANTSAPRENEUR??

I couldn't help myself....

Yes.

Job market doesn't look that hot, it's silly to think if you "just work hard enough" you will be rewarded, she may have loans to pay, people do worse things in other jobs for less, it may lead to something else.

Why do you continue to work with David Choe? As a porn star you must very intimately know the importance of consent, and how complex the issue can be. Why would you want to work with someone who is a rapist, or wants others to think he is a rapist?

Way to out her, Tracie. Some hard hitting journalism chops you got there. You broadcasted something someone obviously wanted kept secret. Equality has been achieved!

I'm going to focus on the most important item in this article, and that is the aforementioned bunny. Inquiring minds need to know: is he pretending that baby carrot in his mouth is a cigarette? Did he just come off a hard shift at work?

Wow you guys are getting some fucking mileage out of something you know NOTHING about, at ALL, aren't you? And by the fucking by, you think if a man knocked a woman about in front of his brother, and everyone ignored the woman and started examining the brother/brother relationship that Jez would be A-ok with that? Im…

'Kick the shit out of her', seriously? Sorry you're disappointed Jay Z didn't carry out your woman beating fantasies.