THANK YOU. Between this and 95% of the posts from Mark Shrayber on the weekends... I get it. You have to generate a certain amount of content. But linking to fucking Reddit all the time is the taking the Jackie way out. DON'T BE JACKIE. You're better than that.

I've said this in a previous post, but I just can't get on board with his new show. The format is awkward and he was defnitely better on Weekend Update

Should vagina count actually be labia count? I mean, I have yet to see HBO get THAT up close and personal, so I may be wrong.

You can't just give us that without deets. No one could possibly disagree with your reasoning for getting in a fight with him — he's deplorable, and that's being nice.

Trust me, I know how obnoxious that was. Sorry :[ But for real I do want this Burrito El Camino to be A Thing. LIVE YO LIFE

Okay I just have to get it out there and I'm really sorry — but it's " J-Law and my El Camino and Burrito Factory Tour 2014" (which sounds totally awesome btw). Not J-Law and I's. I know teachers shove the whole "J-Law and I" instead of "Me and J-law" grammar rule, but J-Law and I's is just so horribly wrong.

Is it really fair to label anyone as "batshit" by just going off the word of someone without documentation?

Jimmy Fallon kind of does the fawning thing too, and it's just as annoying, but I do like his show better than Seth's.

Does anyone here actually like Seth Meyer's show? I've only watched it a few times, but something's off. He was better on Weekend Update.

I am such a dog person but can't have them right now because my landlord won't allow it, so I have two cats. I love them and junk, but they're not dogs, and every time I visit my parents I go nuts over dogs. Leaving them is the hardest thing to do and I cry just about every time because they look so sad :[

Thanks - in a very round about way I think this —and unfortunately a few other instances of sexual abuse afterwards — made me a stronger person. I was incredibly sheltered growing up and that was a tough thing to go through my first time being away from home. My mother was supportive and did everything she could to…

It's truly fucked up. To this day I wish I had been stronger and had stayed in the program I was in. I have a lot of respect for the young women on campuses who come forward against these scumbags ... it can't be easy when there are still so many people ready to look the other way and blame the woman.

I think my bf is super cute, in a dark-rimmed-glasses-punk-guitar-player-turned-reporter kind of way —he's attractive, but I also think it's his personality and interests that make him more attractive. My brother in law, on the other hand, could be described as conventionally handsome with dark hair and eyes, but he…

As a freshman I once had a drunk Notre Dame frat bro whose dad was on the board of directors ( I had never seen him before) climb into my bed in the middle of the night (we kept our front door unlocked like everyone on our floor, so stupid) and put his hand down my pants and kiss me - he stayed there for about 15…

So I kind of love naked and afraid — it's a ridiculous name and a ridiculous concept, but it's entertaining. It also tends to exploit the predictability of men to not be able to express their desire for their partner to be attractive. There was one episode last season with a woman who was tall, like 6'1" or maybe…

I dunno what's going on, but this skit + the SoCal bros in the basement a few weeks ago killed it. So dead on.

lol. But srsly - you should check it out. It's been named one of the ten most beautiful islands in the world.

UGGGh horses. I lived on an island where cars aren't allowed, so you get around everywhere by horse or bike. Anyway, I got so sick of horses - they're big and smelly and shit and pee everywhere. They are NOT majestic.

"I think it's different when you have an office job because it's routine and you know you can do all the stuff in the morning, and then you come home in the evening,"

Yea, but I mean that's kind of realistic. If they were exactly the same and had everything in common it'd be weird.