“That’s no moon...”

Often confused for this:

I feel like the two of us are biased.

How many people with AWD vehicles in Chicagoland do you think have winter tires? Probably about three, all of them WRXs.

Dear reader “Dave”:

“I’m Moving To Chicago”

The upside to Chicago/Midwest winters is that, all the roads are flat as shit, so even if you slide, you are just on the shoulder. I tend to be more worried about people running into me because they have “All Season Tyres” and think that makes them impervious to the snow, hence my winter beater. I live in Wisconsin…

Hey, everyone. I found that guy no one invites to parties.

Seeing how this was against the Cardinals, I would have gone for: KKK’s Cards.

In Donald Duck and Scrooge McDuck stories of a certain age Aqua regia was often used.

Easy fix for Lexus, slap a predator grill and lexus badge on the highlander.

1-900-Law-Lehto for all the hot, nasty, legalese you can handle. $4.99 the first minute.

As a single person for about a year or so, I admit to miss making out more than bumping of uglies. Making out is super underrated.

There’s a possibility I might have a beige allergy. Could be why I refuse to drive a Camry. :)

How can we make drivers learn what is unintended acceleration and which pedal is which?

And probably promptly collapsing into a 14 hour nap.

you take the cat camping. Then, on the way home from camping, you pick up a new cat.