As a train buff and railroad museum chairperson, I’m still trying to find a way to put an actual tri-tone diesel horn on my Corolla.

“Q would never do that.” - Salty Chicago Fans

I’m posting from one of the bedrooms...I got locked in last week and still haven’t gotten out yet.

Arcia has a good eye.  He was raking it AAA, and towards the end of last season in the majors.  Just had a really bad start and never got consistent plate appearances until the end of the season.

Take your damn star. *dodges LA traffic*

Mark up so small, it’s a mark down.

The old, 20% of nothing is still Brad Marchand.

Khronic Khondition is my next band’s name.

Even he knows what a shit-show Carolina’s NHL team is right now.

Here’s your damn star on 4 cheese & herb bread.

Barely even store-brand.

The apologies:
Sorry, we got caught in our bullshit, but we didn’t mean it. Buy this other bullshit instead.

As someone who’s partner is dealing with this bullshit, thank you for telling this story.

Ya got the mileage of the vehicle at delivery PLUS the warranty....ugh, some people.

You mean medical records don’t corroborate his story?  Fuck social frats.

B: Punny

I’m a Pred’s homer.  I’m okay with this suspension.  27 games to get his shit together.  

I was 4 years old. 4 years.

A fitting civil court decision would be to send all proceeds of that song/album to the girl’s family..

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