I was going to say this, thank you for having the credentials to back it up.

Girlfriend is trying to get me to kick the soda habit (have to fit into a suit for a wedding in 3 weeks). Lacroix is making it tolerable.

Go home, Billy Jingles, that’s an order from your commenting officer. Go. Home.

It’s at least kept things interesting.

Lack of a manual on a larger SUV. We’d totally sell him one. :P

Always hanging up on that dang manual. :(

Dangit, Toyota!

Sliding must have hurt like hell in those.

Because Haslam couldn’t get a team in his home-state first. Even he fucking bungled that.

Just behind Ooltewah High.

This is the 5th most popular football team in Tennessee. Behind UT, MTSU, Cumberland University, and Ala-fucking-bama.

Is it the Rio life, is it just fantasy?

Rio smooth there, guys...

I’d be okay with a Mika appearance.

At my summer job, it doesn’t show any....

Y’all are just forcin’ it.

Some idiot will still pay another 3k over their asking price, because, #1. Like this comment

I was gonna raichu another, but I had a koffing fit. I was weezing for days.

I was thinking the same thing!

Dude was gonna roll through the stop sign...how very observant that driver was...

I guess the crane wanted to...tappen zee bridge.