I mean, you want to leave Illinois completely without a professional football team?

These glasses look ‘shopped on.

My one submission pales to these. Goddamn.

Coming to the court late for the tip? Praying when they should be posting up? Dunking with 5 minutes left in warmups?

If GLC had been able to suit up a couple of guys, the would have played a bit closer. Hard to put together a full basketball team with only 7 ladies on campus.

Top of the key does not a 3pt make.

Bomani is what Stephen A Smith hopes to become.

Fortunately, his doctor was not an NFL referee, and he was not declared dead in middle of surgery.

Man, so many red leader jokes, so little time.

His wasn’t the only one. The uni’s for MI were also very much styled from 1930’s-1940’s Germany.

Where’s Anne Hathaway and why is she not sitting on my car’s hood?

Why not pull in a few fans to act as “coaches”? I’m game if I can get a ticket. Or, as an extra skater. Gimme a jersey, some pads, and a pair of skates.

Get the Frontier from Darrow Nissan?

When my Corolla shits the bed in 10 years, I’ll be looking at a 4Runner. Was my favorite Toyota model to sell.

God damnit. Now I lost it.

Did that with Northern Colorado, then UIC. I miss that franchise.

"Dead duck launcher"

You shut your damn Meowth! Gengar is essential to whip the first trainer in the Elite 4.

How much you want?

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