Well done. Sold a Highlander to a guy who was coming back to WI from working in Finland, sight-unseen.

This is the shit made of nightmares. Fuck my childhood right in the pony.

The ads that are the worst are the 4 minute long “How to get ripped abs” ad accompanying a 0:30 video.

“...and still root for the Vikings.”

Sounds like reason to me.

I commented on the previous story, but apparently it stayed in the grey..

He thinks he’s that well equipped? Surely he doth jest.

I should get into the millstone collar selling business. I’ll likely drown in debt.

or recommend someone fuck them in the asshole? Because dicks sometimes fuck assholes?

Only the Canadian varieties are.

And the customer’s ass.

God damn cancer. God damn it all to hell.

He was killed in the old EU.

For teachers and students alike...

TIE fighters are shit in atmo (as per the waxed EU). Lack of shields make them vulnerable to other strike-fighters, but that was a decision by the Empire to cut costs and because they saw that their troops were just expendable (clones, bitches).

I’ve been to that jeweler before, that store is locked by default, you have to ring a buzzer to get in.

One guy begged 30 minutes for a french fry? Shit, my dog begs for 30 seconds and gets 3 or 4 at a time. He just sucks at it.

In your own distorted world, maybe. He crossed the line, as well. He also adds another 1 ton of mass to the collision equation. I’d say just as culpable.

For simply crossing a double yellow? Talk about a punishment not fitting the crime...

Biker: Citation for failure to follow sign/lines.