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"But how in the name of VISION'S ROBOTIC BUTTHOLE did you get out of your cage?!?"

Now I want to see the episode of 3rd Rock From The Sun on the alternate Earth where Lithgow did play the Joker, where the Big Giant Head visits Earth and is played by Caesar Romero.

Best Supporting Actor: Stephen Seagull.

Come on, it's obvious this entire movie is a Jacob's Ladder situation.

I haven't read any spoilers, but my first thought about how this is resolved is like the joke of the 2 guys in the woods that see a bear charging them, and one friend bends down to put on his running shoes, and the other friend asks "Why are you putting on running shoes? Do you really think you can outrun a bear?"

Don't teach my hamster to suck eggs!

My first introduction to HHGGTG was the BBC series, so when I read the books I really liked the first one but did not like the second one (Restaurant) because it immediately went in a different direction. It was a long time before I realized that all the different versions of the story were different, and that one

"Every Christmas it's discussed on radio talk programs and local news shows ." Yes, in the U.S. This doesn't happen in Canada. Every store and mall I go into for Christmas shopping says "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays". No employees in Canada are getting threatened, reprimanded and fired for saying it.

This article seems to imply that playing Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age nowadays is wrong. I don't understand.

"We played Dungeons and Dragons for three hours … then I was slain by an Elf."
“Listen to yourself, man, you’re hanging with nerds!”
“You take that back!”
“Homer, please, these boys sound very nice, but they’re clearly nerds.”

"New season and Victor is suddenly: "I’m bored here. It’s not fun anymore. I must go and wonder around"…."

He is!

This is pretty much how every car accident where the driver is texting happens.

Also, if someone's dead body is found but is unidentifiable (i.e. the head is missing, gunshot wound to the face), it isn't who you think it is.

Downvoted for saying "wormhole" instead of "time-dilation portal". Come on Spidey!

It's hard for a film not to have an upbeat ending when it ends with Queen's You're My Best Friend.

That's "Zero Effect". You probably don't know how to file a tax return either. No, that's a W-2. WW2 was the second World War.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

I wanted to vote for that party that practices yogic flying.

Sounds like Lynch may have been the one to make sure each episode is a full day. I haven't been paying attention in The Return but episode 5 definitely is a full day, from "Dougie" waking up to him standing outside his office at the end of the work day.