. . . than Trump? Don’t you mean any Republican?

...so what you’re saying is that even Neanderthals were smarter, more compassionate, and more humane than Trump?

Of course the Alfa gets five stars. Can’t get into accidents when it’s in the shop.

These tests do not accurately reflect the real-world usage of an Alfa-Romeo. A rear-impact from the breakdown lane is by-far the most likely crash for a Giulia owner.

I had a rough day and I hate the fuckin’ Eagles, man!

As someone who grew up as Chargers fan (from up here in the wilds of Canada), let me say Good. Fuck ‘em. They are dead to me, and I hope the ghost of Dan Fouts’ Beard haunts Spanos until he begs for help from Ryan Leaf.

To be fair, 10 Philadelphia fans would be louder than 10,000 Los Angeles fans, regardless of the sport.

Los Angeles Stadium at Hollywood Park

Word on SD sports radio is that this week’s message may be:

Ooh! Ooh! The Monster Mash! That would be hilarious, too!

I prefer Yakety Sax:

The new fulfillment center will be built entirely from materials purchased on Prime Day.

They still need metal bullets though, right? So yea, they could sneak through a gun, but could they actually sneak through the ammo (assuming the TSA aren’t their normal dumb selves)?

How do they know they only find 1 in 10? Think about that for a bit.