Fresh, for '86, you suckas.

I'm in a Mew York state of mind.

I know, this is unbelievable.

Aw geez, Milan Lucic is gonna head over to beat up the B-52s now.

"And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"

Not tricks, Michael. Allusions.

Rand Peltzer, inventor of the Bathroom Buddy?

I'm pretty sure the judges won't seriously criticize a dish because it ever-so-slightly could possibly use a wee bit more salt. I mean, it is technically a "personal preference" but there's definitely a common sense standard for properly seasoning food, and it's easy for contestants to mess it up under all the…

Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me is definitely overindulgent but it's still my favorite Cure album. Hearing "The Kiss" live is gonna be awesome.