I don't know about you, but I'm going to take the $10 million that my family was going to give me for Halloween candy and I'm going to buy a mansion instead. Wait a second.....What? What do you mean you weren't going to give me $10 million for Halloween candy? My family sucks.

And the most delicious part: the ranking minority member will take over the gavel.  Her name?  Maxine Waters.

Among the many, many reasons we need to take the House in November—the Senate would be great, too, but the House is essential—is one that most people are not aware of: it will provide access to Trump’s tax returns.

She’s a dreadful human. Really dreadful. Opportunistic, anomic, disturbingly empty. There appears to be no there there.

YES. I have zero fucking sympathy for her. She may not have chosen this, but she did choose to marry an anthropomorphic pile of vomit posing as a human being, while (at best) tacitly condoning his worst impulses while he sets fire to the world. Boo fucking hoo if she’s unhappy.

There are not adequate words in any language to adequately describe how badly Keanu Reeves needs to have his way with me.

SAME!!!! I don’t care if the script is awful (it probably is, right?) I want them to take my money and I want more Keanu and Winona movies after this, too.

I will watch this because I am “of a certain age” and watching these two together is a little like seeing old friends. Such a sucker, am I.

Same. “Does it have shootouts, swordfights, and/or crap gettin’ blowed up in space? No? PASS.” But I will 100% watch this. Her high-strung snark and his affectless deadpan are just PERFECTION.

That’s something I would do. I’m so literal it hurts and I constantly miss when someone is making up a nickname, using a metaphor or exaggerating to make a point.

Ha!! I love this story! Thank you for sharing. :)

Some years ago, I attended a conference for work in which I instantly fell in love with one of the presenting physicians. He was one of those mind-bogglingly fit ageless dudes who is perpetually tan and in better shape at 65 than I was at 25, with a brilliant mind, obvs, and charisma to boot. He had a fab silver beard…

Winona* and Keanu drinking wine and being cantankerous towards each other.

I fucking loathe romantic comedies as an entire category, but I’m down for this sarcastic screwball nonsense in a big way.

I don’t even need to see the trailer, I am in.

I’m so glad that Winona Ryder is back.

A lot of times my wife gets home from work and I immediately show her a trailer that I saw that day. Mostly it’s, I dunno, Deadpool 2 or Infinity War or something she’s grown to like over the years. I think tonight I may show her something she will actually like and we will go see together willingly.

There better not be any puppy killing in this one.

You had me at ‘BlondeGoddess’s husband’

Aw John Wick finds love!