horatiovelveteen1
Horatio Velveteen
horatiovelveteen1

Why? If everyone’s getting drunk anyways, what’s the difference?

same - never wanted kids, I actually had been begging to be “fixed” since I was a kid, be careful what you wish for! lol It changed my life so much, my periods were so heavy I had to go on FMLA and miss work (unpaid, of course) to deal with it. After my surgery, I bought a white couch to celebrate!

I had a miscarriage in my second trimester that is partially attributed to fibroids. They fucking took OFF with the additional hormones. It was so awful and painful and emotionally scarring that we’ve finally just become the human equivalent of this emoji 🤷🏻‍♀️ and I get an IUD installed tomorrow.

I said conservative. I did not say GOP, nor did I say Republican.

Imbibing is the greatest way to thoroughly drain.

Look, if you really want to drain the swamp, sometimes you have to give a prominent cabinet role to the wife of the Senate Majority Leader and let her exploit the office for her own personal gain.

Zendaya’s was my favorite. Prefect Joan of Arc haircut and the chainmail dress to go with it!

my idea is to wear a gown with pictures of the priests and catholic figures convicted of sexual assualt and pedophilia. It would be way more political and shocking not to mention relevant than any old rosary worn as a necklace. Madonna was underwhelming, tad disappointed

You could say they......mailed it.

The bottom half of the gown makes her look like she is fading into the ether.

What has happened to Olivia Munn’s face??

Based on your username, you of all people should understand their star-crossed love!

And I bet you make it look like Gucci in comparison to these hacks!

even vegan hippies like tesla limo spaceships,
probably... :)

Then she’d be looking pretty damned good, all things considered.

Fashion and the Catholic Imagination?

Defending shitty people doesn’t mean she’s a shitty person. Every rapist and murderer that gets to court has (at least theoretically) a lawyer, well versed in the law, to represent them to ensure appropriate weight is given to the circumstances and any mitigating factors that should be considered. Even horrible humans

Fingers crossed for a shirtless Kanye with a crown of thorns dragging a cross over the carpet through preplanned Stations of the Cross before being crucified for the duration of the event because his ego will go there.

You’re not supposed to expect them.

They thought tossing a Mormon into the Catholic theme would mix it up.